26 Feb

How to Respond to ‘How Many Girls Have You Slept with’ Shit Test

A very common shit-test. You’ve heard it a couple times and failed terribly. Luckily you weren’t hitting on the hottest babe around.

So how do you respond to such a shit test without ruining your chance of landing in punaniville if the girl involved is a solid 9 or 10.

For starters it’s important to understand that chicks throw this shit test to test your frame. But instead of retreating like a hapless beta, take it as an opportunity to turn tables around and get her blood running.

Here’s how you can direct the conversation:

Her: If I may ask, how many girls have you slept with?

You: Holy shit woman! We’re only getting to know each other and you’re already talking sex. You got one very dirty mind. Jeez!

Her: Gosh, I was just (curious)….

You: You were what? Curious on what could be the count? Looking at people as sex objects. Numbers? What’s up with women nowadays?

Her: haha… Now you just found an excuse NOT to answer the question. Well played. You win.

You: Okay, I’ll answer it then. Only if you tell me when was the last time you masturbated? Where did it happen and how did you do it?

Her: Huh! Forget it.

This conversation should get you even closer to punaniville than you were before.

A simple riposte dismissing the question would be, “so you take census huh.”

If you want to play nice, without breaking your frame. You could answer with something more grown up like There’s nothing Hepburn about that. We eventually grow old and move on.

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